The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
Screw, nut, washer, ‘n’ bolt
From Tania Reid’s children’s book about living with a hoarder, An Ordinary House
Anonymous said: uh masturbating with dildos is a sign that you're just repressing your attraction to men :/
you’re really doing dildos a disservice here they are clearly superior like
for one thing i’ve never had one hop out of a drawer to give me its fucking idiotic opinions
Dont just fuck me. Love me.
By Tracey Emin
One of the clients at my group home has taped to his door a memorial portrait of Ultimate Warrior
photographing it and posting it here would be a breach of privacy but rest assured it is amazing
east bay foodsie culture im pretty sure is mostly driven by people getting together at dinner parties and making jokes about east bay foodsie culture while drunk and then the next day misremembering the one that got the biggest laugh as a genius idea